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Westinghouse barrio mall newsletter for 05222013.
Kingsville, tx. Hello mi great shoppers I am Gloria Guerra the mall manager con todays mall newsletter. Boy oh boy do we have chingos de things going on here starting today until memorial day. With that let’s go con maria la vandia report.
Si Gloria do we have chingos de things going on here, first of all we have manage to bring down some of the little animals we have at the third floor of the mall barrio zoo.…Continue
Added by daniel lopez the creator on May 22, 2013 at 1:02pm — No Comments
Hello once again mi raza como estant todos. We have lots to cover this morning, so lets get to our barrio headline news:
Barrio education suffers serious wounds,
Pincha vato tries to rob barrio cellular phone shop.
And finally la commadre Susie arrested for hiring a hit man.
Yesterday we found out que el constable cadena y some real cops from across the tracks have come over to…Continue
Added by daniel lopez the creator on May 21, 2013 at 10:59am — No Comments
Kingsville, tx. Well I am back and in good standing. I want to thank Daniel, for this great chances he is giving me, again. I know I have messed up in the pass but who hasn’t. I promise I will keep focus on my work and stay out of bars and stories that take me to bars. Chinga did that make sense?
Anyhow today’s story is called…Continue
west side warrior news for 05152013.
Kingsville,tx. Now from the dark side of town here is Lewis Mojo Lewis.
Hello, how are we doing today? Now that report from our side of the street, so let’s see what the headline news is for today:
Increase on injured firefighters,
KKK signs placed in front of white folks home.
And spy equipment stolen.
It was announced yesterday that los vatos loco barrio volunteer firefighters have had…Continue
Added by daniel lopez the creator on May 15, 2013 at 3:23pm — No Comments
Hejola report for 05142013.
Kingsville,tx. Hello Maria la vandia here con today’s award winning headline news. Oh by the way esta vato Bill Diaz is on assignment.
Barrio stock market office broken into.
Real tejanos pissed at cchwnn.
And finally barrio veterans honored.
Tomorrow all twenty five barrio men and women will be honored at the Westinghouse barrio mall. In addition all this veterans will be eligible for the raffle of that 1979 ford…Continue
Added by daniel lopez the creator on May 14, 2013 at 3:03pm — No Comments
hejola report for 05132013
Kingsville, tx. Hello again mi raza como estan, I am bill diaz con today’s award winning hejolia report. But first of all what’s up with all this rain, it just tell me we might just get that big one this year. And now for that award winning headline news.
Fire smoke alarms drive back in the hood,
Three barrio members get honored.
And another barrio study looking for you.
El primo’s son Matthew Molina a graduate…Continue
Added by daniel lopez the creator on May 13, 2013 at 4:19pm — No Comments
Barrio stock market report for 05102013
Kingsville,tx. Hello again I am urbano yosabatodo con this week’s barrio stock market report. Last week we informed you that we were going to include the prices of pinto beans and rice. We have added a brief summary of our finding on this topic matter.
On our research for the different prices for pinto beans, we discovered que there are chingos de different varieties of ways you can purchasing them, either by the bag or…Continue
Added by daniel lopez the creator on May 10, 2013 at 4:02pm — No Comments
Hejola report for 05092013.
Kingsville, tx. What’s up country folks, I am country pancho, the new barrio country roaming reporter with our barrio award winning headline news:
Drunk tejano tries to rob good friend morales shop and go.
Barrio resident practice old fashion medicine on barrio friend.
And finally, two barrio tejanos members literal head-on collision.
This past Saturday night was the worries fog even hit the hood in sometime, when…Continue
Added by daniel lopez the creator on May 9, 2013 at 12:12pm — No Comments
Hejola report for 05062013.
Kingsville, TX. Once again I am bill Diaz con today barrio headline news. Well it’s like every year mothers brings the best of everyone. Yea. Now for barrio headline news:
Barrio 811 emergency calls place on hold.
22 arrested yesterday CINCO DE MAYO fest.
Two ways to love your mother.
Well base on a mother’s day survey we took there are only two way, the results of our mothers day survey, it seems there are only…Continue
Added by daniel lopez the creator on May 6, 2013 at 4:05pm — No Comments
Barrio stock market report for 05032013.
Kingsville, tx. Hello guys, I am Urbano Yosabatodo, how are we doing. For those who say that the worse is yet to come, well it’s already out and we all just have to be more wishful than watchful. Usually, news like this is a reason one buys and sells barrio stocks. This sector is notoriously cyclical because high prices compared to previous years, has lead us to believe that farmers have to increase their production of corn, soy…Continue
Added by daniel lopez the creator on May 3, 2013 at 11:55am — No Comments
Hejola report for 05022013.
Kingsville,tx. Hello again I am bill diaz con today’s award winning barrio headline news:
Two vato’s arrested for stealing gas.
Two vato’s escape while being transported.
And finally some darn good news.
Some good news hit the hood today , when the power went out. It seems that went things go wrong for some folks things go good for others, which was the case of two families. The power went off from the corner of…Continue
Added by daniel lopez the creator on May 2, 2013 at 11:16am — No Comments
Hejola report for 04302013.
Kingsville, TX. Hello again I am David Duran con today’s award winning barrio headline news:
Two old man get fired.
Tejano get together launch public service announcement.
And finally some good news.
As you might already know that “the rain in Spain doesn’t really stay in the plains”, a one act play written and produced by our own barrio author, Julio Moreno Gonzales Garza Garica, a recent barrio community college…Continue
Added by daniel lopez the creator on April 30, 2013 at 9:08am — No Comments
Hejola report for 04292013.
Kingsville, TX. Hello again I am bill Diaz con today’s award winning barrio headline news:
Seven arrested at Tejano anti gay rally.
Fight breaks out at the young baseball.
And finally so darn good news.
Well it finally rained this week and made a few residents go a bit crazy by going and standing on there front yard half naked and chatting some weird words. But the time el constable showed up them folks were…Continue
Added by daniel lopez the creator on April 29, 2013 at 3:28pm — No Comments
Barrio stock market report for 04262013
Kingsville, TX. Como estan I am urbano yosabatodo con this special report on personal perception. Many tejano y mucha raza have personal agendas. Y many have different view on almost anything. Have you ever tried to agree con a hard headed tejano, especially a self appointed one? Or is it me..? if we were to pick one, and I mean only one important tool we have at our disposition, it would have to be communication. Did you know and…Continue
Added by daniel lopez the creator on April 26, 2013 at 10:06am — No Comments
Hejola report for 04252013.
Kingsville, tx. Once again I am Bill Diaz con today’s award winning barrio headline news.
Barrio vato arrested for dressing like la commadre.
Ten chickens arrested at the edge of night.
And finally some good news.
La commadre maria Gomez announced today que her little boy, Junior, age 47 had just graduated for beauty hair dressing school from the Westinghouse barrio mall. Now la commadre Maria says que her…Continue
Added by daniel lopez the creator on April 25, 2013 at 10:02am — No Comments
Hejola report for 04222013.
Kingsville, tx.hello again raza I am Bill Diaz con our award winning barrio headline news:
Vato’s loco volunteer firefighter fun raiser.
Bad debt brings good news.
And finally some real good news.
It was a matter of time that those two groups in the hood that hate everything had its members arrested after they tried to stop the opening of a new Tejano gay bar. We just can’t allow that kind of people to enjoy our…Continue
Added by daniel lopez the creator on April 22, 2013 at 2:53pm — No Comments
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Hejola report for 04182013.
Kingsville,tx. Hello again I am bill diaz con our special break up date con maria la vandia.
Si bill its been awhile but I am back, maria la vandia, just back from way out west and visited with some friends there but that’s another story. But for today, here are some barrio spring back headline news:
Three barrio men busted for making out con a mesquite tree.
Two barrio spring breakers mistaking constable car for…Continue
Added by daniel lopez the creator on April 18, 2013 at 3:29pm — No Comments
Hejola report for 04162013.
Kingsville, TX. Hello once again Frankie tuxedo Zungia con today’s award winning barrio headline news:
Barrio fun runs cancelled.
Ten turkeys make a run for it again.
And finally some good news.
We just got word that la familia Lopez will be holding a turkey leg sale this coming weekend at the end of third street. The funds earned will be used to help out those in dyer need.
Yesterday el barrio turkey farm…Continue
Added by daniel lopez the creator on April 16, 2013 at 10:55am — No Comments
Westinghouse barrio mall news letter for 04152013..
Kingsville,tx. Hello I am gloria guerra con this weeks mall newsletter. Well spring break was in full swing until late last night folks. It seems que we have to cancel all spring programs this weekend due to the fact que esta vato drove his low rider into the mall. Let’s go con general fideo vermceilli con that report.
General: si gloria el…Continue
Added by daniel lopez the creator on April 15, 2013 at 4:29pm — No Comments