Hejola report for 06202011.
Kingsville,tx. Hello again all you mothers and fathers. I am bill diaz con today’s award winning barrio headline news, but let me inform you that our creator did not get a single call from his three daughter’s wishing him father’s day greeting. I told you so. But for now let’s over our award winning barrio headline news:
Three father day stories:
Father falls dead after a surprise given to him.
Comparde’s family brings him home for several days.
And finally, el compadre gets 150 surprises.
John Silverman Chapa got the surprise of his life when all his 29 children from his last three wives decided to pay his a visit this past father’s day. All 150 folks came over to his one upstairs bedroom apartment and expect to party all night. The 150 folks there represented his three x wives, children, grandchildren, and maybe a few close friends. Since Chapa was not made aware of this surprise party he answered his front door in his underwear and ask all 150 people to wait a few hours while he clean up the apartment and took a bath. The party ended around 7:pm due to the fact que he was real sleepy.
El compadre die suddenly Saturday morning and was taken to the Morras funeral home. One of el compadres last wishes was to have his friends and family listen to about 1500 hours of recorded music he had done for the last several years. Once his family went over his last wish, they convince the funeral home to allow them to bring the casket with el compadre body to their home so they could listen to the 1500 hours of his taped music. The reason to bring him home was it was cheaper to have the body at their home instead of spending thousands of dollars that they didn’t have, and listen to the music at the funeral home. El compadre is expected to be back at the funeral home in about 38 days.
After being released from the hospital for heart problems, he was home about ten hours, when his family decided to make his return home a great day to remember, well it was. Mr. Munoz was resting in his favor sofa when his family surprised him with a giant cake. Once Mr. Munoz made it to the back porch to take a look at the cake, the top blew open and a half naked woman jumped up and scared Mr. Munoz, who suffered a massive heart attack and was pronounced dead at his home back porch. No arrests made yet.
Oh well raza have a great tejano day.